When people, especially a certain someone, try to make indirect digs at me based on the things I enjoy or how I used to be 3 or more years ago. Saying “girls who ride bikes are unattractive” when I’m right there, it’s so fucking obvious. So I like to smile and reply “Atleast I have fun riding my bike” in my head I’m thinking “Atleast I’m not stuck with a boyfriend who hates my guts, and I actually try to enjoy life and be nice to others. Also I’m a goodish weight and not a big flabby pile of fat who feels the need to judge people on their appearances when their own appearance is awful”, I know that sounds harsh, but this is the truth. It’s also funny how she tries to undermine my relationship, just to make herself feel better about her own, no you will never have anything as special as me love, we don’t spend EVERYDAY shouting and screaming at each other over nothing, and we both want ours unlike you and your boyfriend who quite openly want to leave each other. I hope she learns one day how she pushes people away with the way she is, maybe we would still be friends if you were just a little kind hearted and not so filled with hate and anger towards everyone because of your constant paranoia. Next time you do this to me it’s going to be so funny if you realise that all your efforts of trying hurt me are doing nothing at all, apart from making yourself look bad.
“I loove you Eric” “Why thankyouu Polly Prissy Pants”